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"Another day, another slay!" |
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Chocolate Bar is the host and main antagonist of the Excellent Entities series, showing up as the host of three of the four canonical seasons of the show, and preceding Snow Cone's father as host. He is later revealed to be the antagonist of Extraordinarily Excellent Entities.
Appearance[]
Chocolate Bar is a brown, rectangular bar of milk chocolate in a blue pack with the ‘WEBZFOREVZ’ text written on it, which isn’t always shown in early episodes of Excellent Entities. He’s a tall object, with the only objects taller than him being Broomer and Latte.
Changes[]
EE 1-2
- Chocolate Bar has a black outline.
- Chocolate Bar is light brown.
- Chocolate Bar's wrapper is blue.
- Chocolate Bar's wrapper has no folds.
- Chocolate Bar's wrapper has no text on it.
EE 3-4
- Chocolate Bar has no outline.
- Chocolate Bar's wrapper is a darker blue.
- Chocolate Bar now has the 'WebzForevz' text in the Verdana Regular font.
EE 5
- Chocolate Bar now has a faint outline.
- Chocolate Bar's colours are now brighter.
- Chocolate Bar has added shading and highlights.
EE 6-EEE 9
- Chocolate Bar has more prominent outlines.
- Chocolate Bar has a gradient across his face.
- Chocolate Bar now has visible wrapper folds.
- Chocolate Bar has a gradient on his wrapper.
- Chocolate Bar's wrapper font is now Segoe TV Bold.
EEE 10-13
- Chocolate Bar's face is now darker.
- Chocolate Bar's face has more complex shading.
- Chocolate Bar's wrapper folds now have a light gradient, replacing the previous two.
- Chocolate Bar now has light shading on his wrapper.
- Chocolate Bar's wrapper font is now Neue Plak Compressed ExtraBlack.
EEE 14
- Chocolate Bar's colours are less vibrant.
EEE 15
- Chocolate Bar no longer has any gradients on his design.
- Chocolate Bar has more complex shading on his wrapper folds.
THREEEE 1+
- The text on Chocolate Bar's wrapper is now a light blue.
- The shading on the folds of Chocolate Bar's wrapper have been moved.
- The outlines along Chocolate Bar's wrapper are now darker.
Personality[]
Chocolate Bar is shown throughout the series to be a rather arrogant and inept host, displayed in "We Ran Out Of Puns" where he hadn't even bothered to read the rules of the show he had been hosting for 12 episodes up until the finale. He also seems to treat contestants and assistants poorly when under his verdict. Despite this, his actions don't seem to be rooted in malice a great majority of the time. When confronted for lying to and kidnapping the contestants in "The FinalEEE", he seemed rather sheepish during the interrogation, admitting that his biggest motive for hosting a fraudulent season with no reward was simply because he found the season fun. However, there have been some contradictions to this behaviour pattern, mostly seen in Excellent Entities or even before that, such as the time Chocolate Bar burned down a pub because the bartender commented on a sore subject. Within THREEEE, it seems as though Chocolate Bar has been trying to host a legitimate, legal season, and he seems to have been trying to tolerate his contestants more than in prior seasons.
Coverage[]
Excellent Entities[]
In “Really Epic Show” Chocolate Bar is approached by Muffin, who asks him if he would be the host of Excellent Entities. Accepting her offer, he goes on to explain both the premise of the show and the first challenge to the eight contestants. After the contest, Chocolate Bar declares Broomer and Click the two team captains as their reward for winning the challenge but explains that they’ll be picking their teams during the next episode.
In “Bubble Blowing” Chocolate Bar announces that that episode was going to be the first “real episode” of the show, as it would be the first time that a team was to be put up for elimination as a penalty for losing a challenge. After letting Broomer and Click pick their teams, Chocolate Bar tells the contestants that the challenge was a “bubble-blowing baby challenge,” in which the goal was for competitors to blow the biggest bubble in order to win immunity for themselves and their teams. Chocolate Bar then proceeds to hand out pink regenerative bubble wands to each of the contestants and then allows them to start the challenge. Later, he is shown holding a giant bubble wand before setting it down, stating that it was far too heavy—and shortly thereafter walking off and leaving the bubble wand unattended. After the end of the challenge, Chocolate Bar comes back to announce that Muffin blew the largest bubble, disqualifying Broomer (and by extension, the rest of his team) for stealing his giant bubble wand—leaving Broomer, Chalky, Micro, and English Muffin (Team Volume) up for elimination.
In “The Evil Woods of Doom” Chocolate Bar starts out with the elimination, revealing that Micro, Chalky, and English Muffin were safe, while Broomer had been voted off with a total of 15 votes. CB reacts in disgust when Broomer deposits feces on the elimination area (a part of his bet with English Muffin), he then sends Broomer to the ECP. After a bit of fighting amongst the remaining members of Team Volume, Chocolate Bar approaches them to tell them and the others about the next challenge. He informs them that the next contest is to survive in the Evil Woods Of Doom, and that the person who survives for the longest will win immunity for their team. Once Muffin, the last surviving member of Team Punching Bag, is scared out of the forest, Chocolate Bar puts their team up for elimination.
In “Mega Pizza Pig Off” Chocolate Bar takes Click, Cracker, Muffin, and Nail to the elimination area. Muffin, Click, and Cracker are declared safe, while Nail is eliminated with 26 votes, getting him sent to the ECP. Shortly after the episode's elimination is concluded, Chocolate Bar calls the contestants “buffoons” before telling them that the challenge of the episode is to eat the most amount of pizza within 30 minutes. He then goes on to mention that the pizza is actually spicy, and they will only be given one glass of water to get them through the challenge. He then gives the contestants a countdown before letting them run to the area where the pizzas are being kept. Throughout the contest, Chocolate Bar gives the teams periodic updates on how much time they have left. Once the teams ran out of time, he revealed that Team Volume ate 134 pizzas, while Team Punching Bag only managed to eat 126 pizzas. This changes when English Muffin ends up vomiting up 23.5 pizzas, leaving his team having only eaten 110 pizzas, meaning that they are unexpectedly put up for elimination.
In “Voice Cracked” Chocolate Bar shows up after Team Volume’s arguing to announce the twist of the elimination, but is continuously interrupted by Micro, Chalky, and English Muffin. After that, he tells them that the thing that makes that episode's elimination so special is the fact that objects from other object shows would be voting for who they wanted out of the show, as opposed to the regular viewer voting. After English Muffin is eliminated and Muffin starts singing, Chocolate Bar reappears and tells Muffin not to sing again, before stating that the contest was to be a singing contest where microphones were connected to the competitor's vocal cords (excluding Micro, as he’s a microphone). Chocolate Bar then informs all of the contestants whose voices were changed that the change was permanent, and after some backlash, he also changed the voices of those in the ECP. Then, he lays down the rules of the contest, telling them that if they sang any notes off-pitch or out of time, their punishment would be electrocution and their turn to sing would end. After hearing each member of both teams sing and recording their times, Chocolate Bar tells Chalky that he sang the longest by far with a 17-second song, leaving Team Punching Bag UFE.
In “Debut Day” Chocolate Bar calls the contestants morons and tells them that this episode was their last chance to impress him and save themselves from elimination (and extermination) via the new elimination area—the BOG. He says that the box is filled with people eating gremlins that killed the last person who tried to record in the BOG. Chocolate Bar then takes Team Punching Bag to the elimination area and tells them that the elimination had to be shorter, as nobody wanted to listen to them talk. He does eventually cheer up, as 101 people had voted for who they wanted gone from the show, the highest number of votes ever received up to that point and Click ends up being eliminated with 51 votes and is sent to the BOG. Chocolate Bar then reveals to contestants that there isn’t a challenge, as a new person would be auditioning to join the game. After listening to Ninja Star, Unicorn Horn, Moonstone, and Mango’s auditions, Chocolate Bar decides to put Mango up against Unicorn Horn to decide which of the two will be joining Moonstone in the game during part two of the episode.
In "Coconut Chaos" Chocolate Bar introduces the 'ultimate challenge' where Mango and Unicorn Horn have to swim through shark-infested waters to get to Nobody Cares Island in order to find coconuts in trees marked with a picture of the designated contestant. They must get all three of their coconuts off of the tree to win and join Excellent Entities. After Mango brings attention to Unicorn Horn's cheating, Chocolate Bar explains that he doesn't care, as technically the only rule of the contest was that they could only carry one coconut at a time. Once Mango wins the challenge, Chocolate Bar declares that he and Moonstone were the newest members of Excellent Entities, but that they had to do a round of rock paper scissors to decide who got to pick what team they wanted to be on. This left Team Volume up for elimination, as Mango chose to be on Team Punching Bag.
In "Obstacle Overload" Chocolate Bar tells Micro and Chalky that one of them is going to be eliminated, revealing that Chalky is the one being sent to the BOG with 33 of the 56 votes. Chocolate Bar then abruptly counts the contestants down for the beginning of an obstacle course without properly explaining the challenge. Towards the end of the contest, CB receives a phone call right after saying that Micro had to traverse the Forbidden Candy Cane Forest and has a brief back and forth with the person on the other end of the call (presumably his wife Snow Cone) about how the Candy Cane Forest wasn't a difficult enough obstacle, and how he needed to make the contest harder. Chocolate Bar decides to make Micro go through the Evil Woods of Doom instead and gets into a dispute with an off-screen voice about the fact that the Evil Woods of Doom were used in episode three, and the voice tells Chocolate Bar that they would be unsubscribing from the channel.
He then decides to solve this problem by bribing the voice with a pile of cash, and the voice seems to accept this offer, but warns that they'll be back—Chocolate Bar doesn't seem to care. He instead turns his attention back to the challenge, where Micro had nearly made it through the Evil Woods of Doom. He grumbles about potentially having to fire some of his interns for not getting any of that on camera, and yells at Gummy Bear, telling her that she isn't an intern and that he won't make her an intern either. Once he gets Gummy Bear to leave, he tells Micro that the last challenge of the course is to beat The Giant Blank. After Micro wins through punching Blank, Team Punching Bag is put up for elimination.
In "How Could This Happen To *Explosion*" Chocolate Bar pulls Cracker aside to tell him that he's noticed how people didn't like him very much, and that to remedy that, Chocolate Bar would be giving him a wig and a hat to make him a more popular player. During the beginning of the elimination, Chocolate Bar shows off the new elimination area before announcing that Mango and Cracker are safe, but before he could say who out of Muffin and Moonstone would be staying in the show, Micro runs off, yelling about how he couldn't stand the pressure, so Chocolate Bar decides to eliminate him instead. After Cracker asks him what the contest is going to be, he explains that the objective of the challenge is to fulfill a task written down inside an envelope, and that they may not switch tasks with anyone else. Towards the last stretch of the challenge, while Cracker is in the process of stealing Nail's wallet, he asks Chocolate Bar if he'd won the contest (as his task was to catch Nail, and technically he had eventually caught up to Nail) and Chocolate Bar tells him he hadn't properly done his task, as Nail had died in the process, which made Cracker the first person of the episode to be put up for elimination. Muffin is also put up for elimination shortly after, as Gummy Bear kills herself, making Muffin unable to complete her task of killing Gummy Bear. In the end, Mango is the only one who can successfully complete his task, as Moonstone fails her task by reading the mind of a cliff. This leaves Cracker, Moonstone, and Muffin up for elimination.
In "Children of the Horn" Chocolate Bar allows the contestants to hold a funeral for Micro, who blew himself up in the episode prior. Chocolate Bar doesn't seem to care much about Micro or the funeral itself and alludes to only holding a funeral as to avoid backlash from the viewers, as he asserts that they'd think he was mean if he didn't allow a proper funeral. Later on, during the elimination, Chocolate Bar announced that this round would determine who was making it into the final three of Excellent Entities. This elimination would also garner the most votes of any episode at the time, with 103 total votes, most of those votes going to Moonstone, eliminating her. After the elimination, Muffin and Mango are left to discuss how they thought Moonstone had left behind a note about her plan to murder everyone, but Chocolate Bar corrects them, informing them that it was Unicorn Horn's plan and not Moonstone's.
Upon making this observation and realizing the full extent of what it meant, Chocolate Bar and the remaining contestants all panicked. After Unicorn Horn shows up, he kills off Chocolate Bar and threatens to cause more chaos. However, Chocolate Bar later reappears without explanation, and tells Unicorn Horn that he'll be going to jail (Unicorn Horn promptly disregards this comment and instead says that he'll blow up both Muffin and Mango, but he gets blown up instead after being harassed by the final three). Chocolate Bar then announces that Cracker had won the 'challenge,' and that Muffin and Mango were to be put UFE. This angers Muffin, causing her to use her final wish (granted by a genie from earlier) to put Cracker up for elimination alongside Mango.
In "Reunion of the Decade" Chocolate Bar starts off the episode by welcoming the viewers to the reunion of Excellent Entities, where "faces will be ripped off, people will be sued, and you'll get the inside scoop on these mentally scarred contestants!" He then goes down the list of people being interviewed, said list having nine people on it. He does realize that there hasn't been an elimination up to that point in the episode though, and boots Cracker off for being the least useful of all the finalists. After the intro, Chocolate Bar quickly switches subjects back to the interviews, deciding to question Broomer first. Once he's seated, the topic is very quickly derailed again by someone in the audience commenting on how Broomer stinks, to which he gets defensive. Chocolate Bar sides with the audience member, saying that because Broomer had technically been in the ECP and the BOG for such a long time, he probably did smell pretty bad. Once Nail, Cracker, and Broomer are finished bantering, Chocolate Bar continues his interview, asking how life in the Box Of Gremlins had been, to which Broomer runs off, stating that he no longer had time for the interview.
Nail is next in the lineup of people Chocolate Bar has to interview, so after preventing Nail from running off, he starts by asking how Nail liked living in the ECP, and the BOG. When Nail responds by detailing how Broomer had ended up eating him for food, Chocolate Bar asks how Nail had been able to show up for the interview—a question he doesn't end up getting a straight answer to—and concludes their interview by informing Nail that he had ruined his appetite. He uses that as a segue into his questioning of English Muffin, and after making a dig at how English Muffin had lost EE and trying to pitch the selling of a doll of English Muffin, he kicks him out of the interviewing room, forcing a brief intermission.
Next, Chocolate Bar has to interview Click, asking him many of the same questions as he had asked Broomer, just with some on-par insults added into the mix. Then he interviews Chalky, asking questions mostly related to the BOG until the viewers demand an interview with Micro, much to Chocolate Bar’s displeasure. Moonstone is then given a rather unproductive interview, with most of the time given to her dedicated to having a spat with Chocolate Bar, ending with them threatening each other. Cracker, Mango, and Muffin each have short interviews, but they’re enough to have Chocolate Bar so sick of the contestants that he attempts to blow up the reunion, but inevitably fails due to hitting the wrong button on his remote
In “The Slow and the Curious” Chocolate Bar is seen about to announce the winner of Excellent Entities, Muffin and Mango waiting in anticipation, before he is cut off by a post-production version of himself. He interjects saying that he’s getting a bit ahead of himself, and the episode continues, only this time with a proper beginning–an introduction. Chocolate Bar tells the two finalists that the finale is to be a ‘challenge extravaganza’, to which Mango and Muffin start to bicker, but Chocolate Bar tells the two that the finale is supposed to be serious. Muffin asks why but is promptly brushed off, and it is announced that the eliminated contestants will be coming back to spectate for the episode. After the eliminated contestants discuss who they’d be voting for, and we get a nonsensical flashback to Mango’s life before the show, Chocolate Bar incredulously asks if they would like to know what the challenge was. An entire monologue from Mango is delivered before CB is allowed to continue, but nevertheless, the challenge is eventually announced, that being to find a code located in either a tower in the ancient jungle to the west or in the secret oasis of a desert to the east. They were to be dropped from the air via helicopter, and whichever side of the landscape they landed in was to be the side in which they had to locate the aforementioned code. After Muffin and Mango are dropped from the aircraft, Chocolate Bar is not seen for the remainder of the episode.
In “We Ran Out of Puns” Chocolate Bar appears mid-episode to try and intervene with British Gummy Bear’s unexpected free-for-all but is shoved off a cliff during an argument with the purple antagonist. He shows up once again during the final moments of the finale, seeming puzzled by the sheer number of corpses littered throughout the city British Gummy Bear had transported the contestants to. Mango is also befuddled, but for a different reason, that being that he thought Chocolate Bar had died. Mango voices this assumption, but Chocolate Bar just directs the question back at him. Once they finish conversing, Mango remembers to tell the host that he won, a statement that Chocolate Bar acknowledges. After a brief montage, Chocolate Bar has to cut off Mango’s solo celebration, informing him that he had broken the rules of the competition set up to protect the show’s integrity and fairness.
Mango, rightfully upset by this sudden withdrawal of his earnings, questions why Chocolate Bar hadn’t told him sooner. Chocolate Bar admits his lack of incentive to read the rules until just then, explaining that he had even made Gummy Bear skim through them for him. Upon mentioning this, Gummy Bear tries to capitalize last minute on the host’s indolence, elaborating that it also said that she should win every season. Chocolate Bar seems a bit hesitant to accept this proposal, but caves, believing that it was out of his control if it was stated in the rules. However, Broomer objects to this, saying that the rules state that he should always win. Cracker follows suit, and Chocolate Bar tells him that he was going to win anyway, due to technically being in second place. This leads to him finalizing Cracker as the winner of Excellent Entities.
Extraordinarily Excellent Entities[]
In “Return from the Calmart Dollar Bin” Chocolate Bar is seen standing outside of a grey house, a mug of coffee in hand, checking a blue mailbox. He laments, “Another day, another back pain,” before extracting a letter from the mailbox. The letter reads:
“Dear Chocolate Bar,
The show has done well for itself, very well (with both ‘wells’ being crossed out and replaced with the words awful and terrible, respectively). We would like to renew it for another season. If you are up for the challenge, we would like you to come to the address A.S.A.P.
From,
The Producers”
The address provided roughly reads ‘21 Cart Avenue’, but Chocolate Bar is too preoccupied with having been read the letter, questioning who on earth had been narrating his mail. Some rustling in nearby bushes reveals a transparent, circular object, who tells him he should look into it. Chocolate Bar then folds his arms, stubbornly announcing that he won't be going. A white van then pulls up, abducting him from right off the sidewalk. Once inside the van, a low voice tells him he must recruit people off of a list handed to him in the form of a piece of paper. He tosses the list aside, complaining about it, but the presumed kidnapper apologises, stating that that was his grocery list, and Chocolate Bar is handed another list. After reading over the new list, Chocolate Bar refutes, agreeing to find the objects on his provided list. First, he shows up at a homeless shelter, asking the attendant if he could see Mango, SharkBearBerry, and Poison. She points him in the direction of the trio, who were immersed in a game of cards, though none of them seemed to know what exactly they were playing. Poison then shoots the attendant that Chocolate Bar had spoken to, causing her to disappear. Chocolate Bar then seizes the opportunity to get them to go with him, announcing they are all in season two.
Then, Chocolate Bar heads to a large jail cell, telling of how he’d been informed that he could find Chalky and Broomer at the prison. He then asks Chalky what had happened, and Chalky tells him about how his tendencies of unbridled rage towards rabbits had finally caught up to him. Broomer then gleefully butts in, telling the two that he had walked around town pitching people French anti-ray-gun diapers. Chocolate Bar then explains to the two that they’d be coming with him for Extraordinarily Excellent Entities, and after some brief banter, they head towards Nail’s radio show. Upon arrival, Chocolate Bar asks a Clipboard if he’s in the right place, and after getting an affirmative answer, he finds Nail and recruits him for season two. He then goes to find Moonstone at a mental hospital, asking why she had ended up there. After receiving his answer, he says that that makes sense, and takes her despite the on-duty employee’s warnings. He then goes to get all of the new contestants, finding Latte in a ‘Bar Stucks’, Diary in a field, Gumball Machine at a playground, and then he decides that rounding everyone up was taking too long, so he just cuts to after he had rounded everyone up.
Once everyone is in the same location, Gummy Bear starts asking Chocolate Bar why Mango had been let back onto the show, considering his prior disqualification in the season one finale. Chocolate Bar explains that Mango adds comedy to the show that no one else can pull off, he hadn’t been told about his disqualification until the very end of the show, and he only got to compete in half of season one. Nail then brings up how little attention season one had gotten, and Chocolate Bar states that they should probably work on boosting the show’s popularity before the start of season two. Once Broomer, Mango, and Nail all pitch ways to get the season more popular, their ideas are kind of glazed over, with Chocolate Bar deciding to start the first challenge regardless–well-known season or not. He then goes on to explain that the challenge is to survive a Grahamlin-infested maze, with the last three surviving contestants being declared team captains, able to choose both the name of their team and who ends up on it. Smartie asks him to dumb down his explanation a bit, and Chocolate Bar wallows about how dumb his contestants are, before making a bizarre range of noises not unlike that of a chicken. Smartie interprets this apparent sentence as a declaration of another singing competition, and Chocolate Bar mulls over how it's been a while since he had to talk to idiots, calling out Nail in particular. Offended, Nail objects to this jab at his intelligence, but Chocolate Bar joins Smartie and SharkBearBerry in mocking him. A bit later, he tries to stop Moonstone from using her powers to levitate, attempting to knock her down from mid-air using Broomer, but he ends up throwing Broomer into a Grahamlin’s open mouth instead.
Chocolate Bar only appears a few times throughout the rest of the challenge, namely to frustratedly throw dead contestants at the still-floating Moonstone, and to throw a couple of sticks of dynamite at Tub of Lard for lying, and some at Headset too, for good measure. He then asks who else is left, realising that only three contestants are remaining, those being Feather, Poison, and Moonstone, making them team captains. He tells the trio to choose who they want on their teams, but he makes Moonstone go last due to her ‘cheating’ (though the challenge technically had no rules). After the teams are properly equipped with contestants, Chocolate Bar has them choose team names. Poison ends up calling her team ‘Team Time Traveling Baby Orphans', due to her getting bashed in the head with a baseball bat by Muffin, Feather calls her team 'Team Heathers', and Moonstone accidentally earns her team the name 'Team Are We Even On The Show'.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Chocolate Bar competed in the canonical first season of the show called Entities, but he only placed third due to running off a cliff.
- Chocolate Bar is Jewish.[1]
- WebzForevz stated in a livestream that Chocolate Bar's sexuality is still in thought, but he stands by the theory of him being bisexual.
- Despite acting homophobic during the Chao Down deleted scene, Chocolate Bar is an ally[2]. While the rest of the deleted scene is canon, this aspect is not[3] (alongside Chocolate Bar appearing to be Christian).
- Chocolate Bar is married to Snow Cone.
- Chocolate Bar is the first Excellent Entities character to be made into an official plush.[4]
(One of the references created by Webz to help with the production of the Chocolate Bar plush)
References[]
- ↑ Chocolate Bar was confirmed to be Jewish in Object Show Shorts 18.
- ↑ Chocolate Bar being an ally was mentioned during the THREEEE Q&A Livestream.
- ↑ WebzForevz clears up the confusion on Chocolate Bar's behavior in his video on the deleted scene, stating that it would generally be weird to have a canonically homophobic character in his show.
- ↑ The Chocolate Bar plush was on sale from October 14-28, 2023 as a limited edition plushie sold on Crowdmade for $25.50.