Latte Polanski (simply known as "Latte") is an agender contestant in the Excellent Entities series. Latte made their competitive debut in Extraordinarily Excellent Entities, competing on Team Time Traveling Baby Orphans. She was the 12th contestant eliminated, leaving the show in "Til Death Do Us Pizza" and placing 4th overall. In THREEEE, Latte was placed on Team B, and is currently still competing.
Appearance[]
Latte is a pumpkin spice latte with whipped cream on top of them, a green & white straw, & a mint green circle in the middle of their cup.
Design Changes[]
Debut[]
- Latte has bits of pumpkin spice on their cream, and it has no outline.
- The logo on Latte’s cup has the word “Webz” handwritten on it, as well as what appears to be a person.
- Latte has no shading.
“Town of Dismaylem”[]
- Latte no longer has pumpkin spice.
- The logo on Latte’s cup no longer features a person, and the “Webz” is now in Impact font.
- Latte is now shaded.
- Latte’s cream is now outlined.
“Gummy Shummy Shore”[]
- Latte’s cream is now shaded.
- Latte’s colors are now overall lighter.
- The “Webz” on Latte’s logo is now properly centered,
THREEEE[]
- Latte’s logo is now a mint color, and the “Webz” text has been removed,
Personality[]
Latte is a character introduced in Extraordinarily Excellent Entities. They are agender and use any pronouns, as well as Pansexual. He does not like to do anything mainstream, or trendy, and prefers to stand out and use alternatives. She enjoys using her phone more often than not. Around the beginning of S2, they wrote fanfiction with Nail to help their team win. He has a very monotone voice which can make him sound either snobby or dejected most of the time. She can be rude, like at the end of The FinalEEE. But they also have a soft spot, like in the Onward short, where they gave the 30 cents to Nail.
Latte was not exactly a good person prior to competing on the show. In The FinalEEE, (timestamp 13:20) it is revealed that Latte used to run a sweatshop involving child-labour before Chocolate Bar brought her onto the show and erased her memory. The children (Who Latte refers to as Worker One and Worker Two) that worked at this sweatshop were sold to Latte by Gumball Machine (on accident). It would appear that a frequent customer of his shop was Clay. They bring in "a hefty order for this week" which implies they order frequently. Said hefty order was a Big Gun. Broomer was also in cahoots with Latte, allowing her to work in his basement. Broomer tells the police that they did illegal stuff together. This results in both of them going to jail. During an interview with the police, Latte threatens Clay on live television.
Deaths[]
EEE 1 - Eaten by a Grahamlin
EEE 2 - Drank by a stoner
EEE 4- Latte fell on a treadmill and got sucked up by it
Coverage[]
Episode 1[]
Latte is found in 'Bar Stucks' by Chocolate Bar on the computer, writing a screen play so everyone can see him do it. Then, he is seen saying the challenge is mainstream and then sees Smartie go down the mainstream. Then, she is seen talking to Headset about being mainstream to not fall in the hole, which he does anyway. At the end after the credits, they are in Calmart and goes to the one dollar bin where all the bad movies are, then sets it on fire when finding EE Season 1 which was the worst one of all. He talks about going to Bay Jewelers, then talks about Chalky being her best friend.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Latte's full name is Latte Polanski, as revealed in The FinalEEE.
- Latte is canonically Polish, as stated by Webz in the THREEEE livestream.
- Latte was in the bottom 2/3 many times when he was up for elimination in Extraordinarily Excellent Entities, this is most likely because he is judged by his personality.
- Latte has been confirmed to be pansexual and agender,[2][1] using any pronouns.
- Webz confirmed her as agender on his Twitter, which makes them the second Excellent Entities character to canonically be under the non-binary umbrella (the first one being Clay).[1]
- Latte owns a fanfiction.net account. Their username is “Hipster0909”[3]
- Latte’s bio originally stated he was a “pansexual cis male”. This has now been changed to state “pansexual and i don't care what you call me as long as you call me”.
- Additionally, their bio also claims that they like Twilight, plaid, and “anything that's hated by everyone”.
- Webz also stated on the THREEEE Q&A Livestream that Latte primarily enjoys consuming fanfiction falling under the category of fluff, though she doesn't mind angst either.
